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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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