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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xoxPatrina : -Patrina
-Sixteen
-Single
-Volleyball & Softball<3
-Outgoing & love meeting new people, hmu(:

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xoxPatrina's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7874) - you deserved it (34866)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (3162)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36699) - you deserved it (4299)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24209) - you deserved it (2898)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (2806)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40404) - you deserved it (4057)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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