Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About xoxPatrina : -Patrina
-Volleyball & Softball<3
-Outgoing & love meeting new people, hmu(:
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML