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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
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On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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On 09/28/2014 at 7:40am - work - by Abbynyc - United States (New York)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
142 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
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On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

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119 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
116 comments

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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

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130 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
117 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)



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