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xoskyelovexo
  • Town/Country : owasso, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 500
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xoskyelovexo : fuck my life is like one of my all time favorite quotes i say it ALL the time if anything happens its pretty funny i'm usaully really easy to get along and am always up for new and funny things so share with me anything anytime :D

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59066) - you deserved it (18920)

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