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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by KEA_08 / 03/20/2014 at 1:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Sodapop40 / 02/22/2014 at 4:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by cachucy / 03/18/2012 at 11:04am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
by Alice / 08/01/2009 at 4:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
by Julie / 03/30/2009 at 9:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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