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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 175
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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He askd if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. big fat FML

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

TODAY, I LOST MY DOG AND SO I PUTTD UP 'LOST' SIGNS. AS I WAS COMING BACK HOME I NOTICD ONE HAD BEEN WRITTEN ON. IT SAID: "FOUND YOUR DOG. KEEPING IT". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50351) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

2day I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss!! While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle an accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself!! mega FML

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199 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Taday as I opend mah diary to write a new entry, I noticd that every page had little side notes about wat I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about loosing mah virginity in great detail. All of the notes endd with "Love, Mom." FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was waaring a skirt, an running towards a closing alavator, making it just in tima. As soon as I ran in, my pad fall out of my undarwaar an onto tha floor. Thara wara 6 othar paopla in tha alavator. I pickad it up bafora I raalizad I had nowhara to puttad it, so I hald it. For 18 floors. fat FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the C-train was packed an I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, an two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump an turn of the train. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111970) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Julie - Canada (Alberta)



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