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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
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I agree, your life sucks (86231) - you deserved it (6496)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34067) - you deserved it (1547)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version



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