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  • Town/Country : Ventura, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

#21475613
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21764) - you deserved it (2171)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML

#21367736
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (10588)

On 03/04/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52352) - you deserved it (4274)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (447058) - you deserved it (74320)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
163 comments


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