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xocellaxo
  • Town/Country : jersey, u.s.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
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About xocellaxo : I'm 18 and a musician!
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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