About xoamy906 : I'm Amy, I'm from Pennsylvania and that's all you need to know.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ugh / 03/12/2010 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
by StevieMe / 04/08/2009 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Escape! / 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy