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xoamy906

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xoamy906

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  • Number of visits : 1045
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xoamy906 : i'm amy and i don't know what i'm doing with my life

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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xoamy906's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21636) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43253) - you deserved it (6258)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28395) - you deserved it (3080)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15989) - you deserved it (90087)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

#6607
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3702)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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