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  • Number of visits : 1525
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xoamy906 : I'm Amy, I'm from Pennsylvania and that's all you need to know.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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xoamy906's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23733) - you deserved it (2881)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (6356)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (3274)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17224) - you deserved it (93936)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42592) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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