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xoamy906

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xoamy906

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1547
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xoamy906 : I'm Amy, I'm from Pennsylvania and that's all you need to know.

xoamy906's page activity

Visits<b>jonloran</b> - yesterday at 7:09pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:18am<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:53am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:34am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:05am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Dicebar</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:01pm<b>pride_of_49</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:13am<b>seetei</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:39pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:18pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:01am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:27am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:50pm<b>swharley</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:48am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:46am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:16am

Fucked!<b>jonloran</b> - yesterday at 1:09am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:18pm<b>pride_of_49</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:18pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:50am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:46pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:14pm<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:41am<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:41pm<b>estroyer9</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:18pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 9:40am<b>jacob111</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:25am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:55am<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 5:12am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 8:16pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:21am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 1:47pm<b>GOtllt</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 7:45pm

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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xoamy906's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (2881)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (6356)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (3275)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17227) - you deserved it (93953)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

#6607
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42606) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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