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About xo_emily_xo : Hi♥I have great FMLs, but as you can tell, they NEVER (!) get published =(
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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
Monday 5 October 2015