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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About xo_emily_xo : Hi♥I have great FMLs, but as you can tell, they NEVER (!) get published =(

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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46549) - you deserved it (156813)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (9387)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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