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  • Town/Country : Upper East Side Manhattan, New York, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40283) - you deserved it (132832)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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