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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xoCOURTNIEox : FYL for not knowing me ;)

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21123) - you deserved it (2532)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7256) - you deserved it (31298)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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