Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

xoCOURTNIEox

Search for a member

xoCOURTNIEox

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2733
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xoCOURTNIEox : FYL for not knowing me ;)

xoCOURTNIEox's page activity

Visits<b>braver7315</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 11:30am<b>GetIt23</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 1:32am<b>mattman668</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 1:50pm<b>isorang</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 12:48pm<b>Gemma_Mansonite</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 2:16pm<b>jayeterror775</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 9:04pm<b>hetalia_thailand</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 12:10pm<b>Benji5155</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 12:28am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 9:27am<b>KarlwithaK91</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 2:36am<b>shaboooopi</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 1:12am<b>mrseppski18</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 1:10pm<b>mif</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 9:45am<b>ShinyBoy0o</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:44pm<b>julianje</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 10:41pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 5:44pm<b>bmmondi95</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 4:35pm<b>SpiderInsomniac</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 9:54pm

xoCOURTNIEox's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

xoCOURTNIEox's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

#6089895
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21047) - you deserved it (2529)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

#6040415
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7233) - you deserved it (31202)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: