[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

xoAnnie

Search for a member

xoAnnie
  • Town/Country : Spring, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 April 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

xoAnnie's last visitors

redbluegreenILIEKGIRLSmandyreid_muffy_da_bear

xoAnnie's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

xoAnnie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

#2621619 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (39832) - you deserved it (7766)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

#2620784 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (42821) - you deserved it (17999)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:03am - health - by NoPainNoGain (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

#2527360 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (73522) - you deserved it (5243)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

#2527147 (501)

I agree, your life sucks (72343) - you deserved it (2430)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

#2436304 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (47096) - you deserved it (2765)

On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

#2406815 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3376)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/25/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by