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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20218) - you deserved it (5174)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML


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