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  • Town/Country : Orlando, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 November 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (3718)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)



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