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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xninix : You're amazing :D.

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Visits<b>Prolux</b> - yesterday at 9:28am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:40pm<b>L4UREN</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 9:15pm<b>nina0917</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:17pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Words123</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:09am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:11pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:51am<b>jarude</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:15am<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:42pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:20pm<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:44am<b>MrPigg</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:26pm<b>keeyun</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:00am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:00am<b>bjf21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:29pm<b>katebond</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:45pm

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Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

#21348221
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33017) - you deserved it (13369)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from a two-day trip for which I'd left my husband and kids at home. There's fresh vomit inside of my oven, and my 4 year old son has a mullet. FML

#21347579
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32163) - you deserved it (3685)

On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
122 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

#21331000
29 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by pits (woman) -

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML

#21330918
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (6118)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

#21330815
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25110) - you deserved it (4698)

On 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm - love - by TimJack18 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my mother has been telling people that I need anger management. I'm not attending anger management, I'm attending therapy to aid in my recovery from abusive relationships. She doesn't understand the difference or why I find it upsetting. FML

#21330630
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28389) - you deserved it (1912)

On 01/04/2015 at 12:25pm - health - by thxmom - United States (Utah)

Today, I bit into a piece of homegrown lettuce from my garden. Apparently, I'm not the only one to enjoy my produce, because I took a bite out of a small caterpillar. FML

#21330219
81 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm - misc - by Malina - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years old. FML

#21329998
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (2392)

On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Chicagoillinois (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (6821)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

#21329401
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/02/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by tokinallday - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML

#21329069
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32864) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today, when my roommate asked me what was wrong, I told him that something I ate was making me feel sick. He works 10+ hours a day, and I didn't have the heart to tell him that the putrid smell of his feet was making me nauseous. FML

#21329068
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28441) - you deserved it (4087)

On 01/02/2015 at 12:36am - misc - by jitterbug (woman) - United States (Utah)



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