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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML

#21482505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (4403)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:18am - intimacy - by neilmalik - United States (California)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

#21470809
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (2004)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

#21469489
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22889) - you deserved it (5065)

On 09/17/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by mother teresa was a cunt (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

#21348221
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (14070)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (15874)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

#21331000
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27031) - you deserved it (4688)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by pits (woman) -

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML

#21330918
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29690) - you deserved it (6410)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

#21330815
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28341) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm - love - by TimJack18 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28214) - you deserved it (3778)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my mother has been telling people that I need anger management. I'm not attending anger management, I'm attending therapy to aid in my recovery from abusive relationships. She doesn't understand the difference or why I find it upsetting. FML

#21330630
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30931) - you deserved it (2270)

On 01/04/2015 at 12:25pm - health - by thxmom - United States (Utah)

Today, I bit into a piece of homegrown lettuce from my garden. Apparently, I'm not the only one to enjoy my produce, because I took a bite out of a small caterpillar. FML

#21330219
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30415) - you deserved it (9804)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm - misc - by Malina - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years old. FML

#21329998
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (2758)

On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Chicagoillinois (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38970) - you deserved it (8593)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)



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