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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (14881)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
145 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
113 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

#15830049
60 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 12:46am - kids - by stickyhair (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
162 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

#14986533
86 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

#14986533
86 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

#14831620
109 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 9:14pm - animals - by Disgusted - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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85 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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99 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)



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