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Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56600) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (8189)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58283) - you deserved it (9722)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (5391)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51515) - you deserved it (4758)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51515) - you deserved it (4758)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46374) - you deserved it (4342)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43399) - you deserved it (3682)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (7148)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (7148)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22711) - you deserved it (29082)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9678) - you deserved it (104787)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (2250)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10032) - you deserved it (46376)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14050) - you deserved it (60958)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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