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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1997 (18 years)
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Today, mah grlfriand of ovar four yaars chaatd on ma in ravanga for ma abandoning our data last night . I'm a surgaon on call at tha local hospital . FML

#20780398
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61128) - you deserved it (3674)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
89 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. mega FML

#20750126
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54137) - you deserved it (3781)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

yesterday another "gentleman" called an asked 4 mah "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm notho he's looking for, tohich he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" an that he wanted to have some fun. FML

#20748362
81 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window!! I don't live with my parents!! I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something an attacks them!! real FML

#20738804
121 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room !! My daughter had ( saved ) a bird from our cat an putted it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health !! She looool forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there 4ho knows how long !! FML

#20737123
59 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 12:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting fir my taxi to arrive, looool my mother called me in hysteric wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her an told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML

Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML

#20733830
96 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing 4 her in the storehere she works. Turns out... she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount looool of attention caused a panic attack. No... I didn't get a date. FML

#20733111
110 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors!! I now look lyk a freak and my mum bitchd me out fir being angry all because my sister claimd she'd been sleep-walking!! Her dementd smirk said otherwise!! FML

#20729503
90 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Yesterday.. . my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month.. . along with his new phone.. . airsoft gun.. . and variou other thing he's blown our money on this year . He's bought nothing to prepare for our son.. . though.. . who's due next month . FML

#20729447
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46088) - you deserved it (25000)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:11pm - money - by InconsiderateMuch (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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