Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML
yesterday another "gentleman" called an asked 4 mah "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm notho he's looking for, tohich he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" an that he wanted to have some fun. FML
Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window!! I don't live with my parents!! I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something an attacks them!! real FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room !! My daughter had ( saved ) a bird from our cat an putted it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health !! She looool forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there 4ho knows how long !! FML
Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting fir my taxi to arrive, looool my mother called me in hysteric wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her an told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML
Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML
Today... I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing 4 her in the storehere she works. Turns out... she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount looool of attention caused a panic attack. No... I didn't get a date. FML
I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors!! I now look lyk a freak and my mum bitchd me out fir being angry all because my sister claimd she'd been sleep-walking!! Her dementd smirk said otherwise!! FML
Yesterday.. . my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month.. . along with his new phone.. . airsoft gun.. . and variou other thing he's blown our money on this year . He's bought nothing to prepare for our son.. . though.. . who's due next month . FML
Friday 27 March 2015