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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Kylie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 5:41pm - love - by ponyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

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