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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 1989 (26 years)
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About xlossofmex : My name is Emily and I am 21 years old and currently attend Georgia State University where I am majoring in choral general music education. Music is a huge part of my life. I currently play the piano, flute/piccolo, voice, and I hope to learn violin, cello, french horn, guitar, and harp in my lifetime among others.

I am easy to talk to and go ahead and message me sometime if you want to get to know me. I am social as far as talking goes, but I am not a party person or one to be in big groups. I prefer the company of few.

Lastly, I am a geek. I play video games, listen to star wars and like some animes. I'm also in a world top 300 ranked World of Warcraft guild on Blackrock-US. Although I do love all these things, they do not consume my life and it's not all I talk about, so don't judge me yet. haha.

Kudos to you if you read all this. I actually thought about it.

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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML


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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML


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On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML


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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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