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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9505) - you deserved it (32580)

On 11/03/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML


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