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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2003
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ximeldax : if you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive! if that's not something to smile about, then i don't know what is.

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Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

#17752355
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10197) - you deserved it (24537)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35744) - you deserved it (3446)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39882) - you deserved it (27377)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (1972)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (2401)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34761) - you deserved it (7127)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (41642)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (3298)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36273) - you deserved it (2677)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

#17428761
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (20706)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by elvisfreak5446 - United States (Illinois)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31581) - you deserved it (4493)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (40599)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (40599)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (40599)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)



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