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Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 8:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:25am - love - by 1fungi -

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

 Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

#14092171
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On 12/05/2010 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 6:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -



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