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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xhalighx : I am a humanitarian and a sadist, a liberal and a conservative. I live for music and would die for my ideals. I am an anarchist and a hedonist. I like to live fast so that I will have no regrets for what I could have done. For all my contradictions, fears, and short comings, I am always me: outside the box with my purple crayon.

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