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xeyelineraddicx
  • Town/Country : F U, UNITED STATE OF AMERIA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 58
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xeyelineraddicx : Im me Rawr im weird im moody and loud an life sucks but whatever thats what u get right. I luv music fasion dancing art reading and other weird stuff

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Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7845) - you deserved it (1292)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (23182) - you deserved it (10119)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (3991)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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