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Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML


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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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