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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xerbrus : A lot of people think I'm smart, I'm not I just pay attention which is strange to think about because I have ADHD. Anyslut I enjoy a good book, certain video games, card games, pool, chess, rocking out on my bass or doing karaoke at the bar. There are many who will say that I'm crazy, many more who will say that I'm weird; but they can talk all they want half the time I'm not listening anyway.

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Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML


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