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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2008
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About xenomorph : Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

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Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

#742417
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15969) - you deserved it (152987)

On 04/01/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by blackvogue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66673) - you deserved it (7989)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
157 comments

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (27350)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)



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