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Today, looool I broke up wit ma boyfriend. I found out e was seieng someone biend ma back: ma ex-boyfriend.

#5618251
108 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

2day my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me cuz I smell lyk cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. real FML

#5443541
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38670) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:05am - love - by Sir Smokalot - Sent from mobile version

Today... I was checking into a hotel with mah boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room... the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us cuz they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

#5419115
84 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally told mah fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I sufferd through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someoneho isn't ( pure looool ). FML

#5321781
26 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - intimacy - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . mah boyfriend of 5 yeres broke up with me . Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde.. . and we both looool have dark hair . Did I cheat? No . I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4.. . As did every one else born in mah family . I guess this factor doesn't count when your paranoid . FML

#5249359
198 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was at mah boyfriends house, meeting his family 4 the first time!! We were all standing in the kitchenhen suddenly a smallhite and brown mouse ran by!! As a natural instinct, I stompd on it!! Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier!! FML

#5068921
255 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge,hen a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it fir him, an was greeted on the other side by his father -ho thought I was stealing it an hit me. mega FML

#5047038
60 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 7:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML

#5033562
175 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today girlfriend called me an told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her cuz she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus an hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
95 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I askd him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punchd me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. big fat FML

#5021178
159 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I awakend from mah peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walkd into mah closet... ready to pick out an outfit fir the day... to fine mah two year old daughter... kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand... cutting up mah wedding dress - mah wedding is tomorrow. FML

#5019794
216 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny an attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

#4789258
42 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by NotCuteEnough (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was eating with a friendhile walking on the sidewalk!! A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street!! As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry a truck drove by!! Only four survived!! FML

#4674126
331 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML



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