Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xelle_garfieldx : thanks for stalking!(:

xelle_garfieldx's page activity

Visits<b>boomHEADSHOTllll</b> - yesterday at 7:08am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:41pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:12pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 1:12pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 6:10am<b>OlChickenBeard</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 10:53pm<b>neveah_marie</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 1:43am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 5:28pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 7:05am<b>jsjsjsjs</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 10:03am<b>GIGA_IMPACT</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 11:49pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 4:33pm<b>DragonDude</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:03am<b>kingteefteef</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 4:16pm<b>yesmynameis</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 3:00am<b>Oregonkid9</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 2:24am<b>abigailjane_</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 9:36pm<b>colby6666</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 3:40pm

Liked!<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 12:10pm

xelle_garfieldx's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of xelle_garfieldx's badges

xelle_garfieldx's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50080) - you deserved it (7423)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: