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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 474
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51471) - you deserved it (7593)

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