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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10459
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xelectrickiss : i'm katie. i'm 18. :]

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xelectrickiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123403) - you deserved it (22285)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57892) - you deserved it (6935)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76328) - you deserved it (7091)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (62450)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

#5942
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23481) - you deserved it (17625)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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