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xelectrickiss
  • Town/Country : usa.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 10009
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xelectrickiss : i'm katie. i'm 18. :]

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116231) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

#458180
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73318) - you deserved it (3284)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

#305736
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60942) - you deserved it (24069)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

#278684
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74480) - you deserved it (4436)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22174) - you deserved it (121773)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54852) - you deserved it (9690)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

#142298
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13115) - you deserved it (41881)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML

#139235
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50541) - you deserved it (19409)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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