xelectrickiss

Search for a member

xelectrickiss

16Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10801
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xelectrickiss : i'm katie. i'm 18. :]

xelectrickiss's page activity

Visits<b>nxsch13f</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 11:35pm<b>sarika</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 6:11pm<b>Guzziii</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:56am<b>Dynamite73</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:19am<b>Destinyyxoo</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:46pm<b>r3ktm8</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:06pm<b>KavanLavi</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 1:02am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:30pm<b>123456789010111</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 11:36pm<b>IridianShadow</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 10:57pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 5:33pm<b>SpittinThisShit</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 2:08am<b>jackster190</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:16am<b>Brunofk7</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:36am<b>elronnieramirez</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:20am<b>RWBYRose</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:12pm<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:24am<b>Fmelikeuhateme</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:10pm

Fucked!<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:30am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 11:34pm<b>SpittinThisShit</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 8:08am<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:24pm<b>Fmelikeuhateme</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:10am<b>nathanvaughan11</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:56am<b>Varieus</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:29pm<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:52am<b>jdawg556</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 4:38am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:23pm<b>thomasleland</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:14am<b>McDiabeeto</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:21pm<b>whatstheanswerto</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:45am<b>Jbrady43</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 6:16pm<b>EvoLove</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 8:36pm

xelectrickiss's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

xelectrickiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 9:35am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

by notenough / 08/29/2009 at 12:27am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

by demk / 08/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

by Brandon / 08/03/2009 at 10:36pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

by DanceOnTheEdge / 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

by dinapar / 07/14/2009 at 10:02am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

by whatrights / 07/12/2009 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

by i.ask.you.how. / 07/12/2009 at 2:05am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

by failhusband / 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Utah) / Love

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

by takinabreak / 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

by StewPit / 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I filled out a political survey for a psychology experiment. A really cute girl was doing it, too. We hit it off and flirted through the surveys, and I asked her out when it was done. Then I found out it was really an attraction experiment and she was in on it. She was acting. FML

by Troy / 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Love