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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my grandfather described to me in gruesome detail the recurring wet dreams he's been having about Queen Elizabeth II. I think I'm now scarred for life. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by regicide? (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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