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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xcrushh : Hello:)
I love FMLs.
I'm a very friendly person, usually.
FB: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1357359928
=) Feel free to add me, and wow, this site completely screws up the photos, so I apologize if it looks like crappp. Haha.

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xcrushh's favorite FMLs

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43101) - you deserved it (9567)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (420669) - you deserved it (59681)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (407179) - you deserved it (66844)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (591027) - you deserved it (37958)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181029) - you deserved it (28517)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (650448) - you deserved it (437926)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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