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xcrunner_725
  • Town/Country : Mesa, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3563
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About xcrunner_725 : varsity crosscountry and varsity track 2miler. definitely NOT weird at all...

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Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20368) - you deserved it (3416)

On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7138) - you deserved it (21659)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7077) - you deserved it (23180)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
160 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
162 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
55 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
197 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
154 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
179 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML

#19105693
90 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20051) - you deserved it (1479)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML



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