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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xcountrygirlx : I own my own horse that I do rodeo with. he is an off the track thoroughbred. I hunt And fish. I ain't afraid to get down and dirty. I dip And yes, I'm a girl. I love the Lord. I've been dating my wonderful boyfriend now for almost two years. if ya'll got a problem with that well, you can kiss my country ass cause I ain't changing for anyone.

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Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

#20179747
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21702) - you deserved it (2187)

On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
476 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57356) - you deserved it (3103)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
595 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
159 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

#9695428
156 comments

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On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

#3890479
232 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

#3676962
370 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

#515766
93 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Gutted. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

#107589
45 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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