About xcountrygirlx : I own my own horse that I do rodeo with. he is an off the track thoroughbred. I hunt And fish. I ain't afraid to get down and dirty. I dip And yes, I'm a girl. I love the Lord. I've been dating my wonderful boyfriend now for almost two years. if ya'll got a problem with that well, you can kiss my country ass cause I ain't changing for anyone.
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by Blake Lawrence / 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 4:29am / Reserved / Health
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
by anonymous / 04/07/2010 at 12:21am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
by DanceOnTheEdge / 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
by Gutted. / 03/21/2009 at 7:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love
by scotto / 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by blegh / 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Miscellaneous
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