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Today, mah dog decidd to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refusd to go anywhere. I had to carry mah 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML
Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015