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Today, mah dog decidd to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refusd to go anywhere. I had to carry mah 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28359) - you deserved it (6807)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11210) - you deserved it (48810)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, my cat, wo is very 'don't-ever-touc-me', jumped up next to me as if se wanted to be stroked. In reality, se wanted to sare a ellis fart. I need a new cat. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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