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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1983 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2231
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Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21099) - you deserved it (4526)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:56am - health - by naagodinho (man) - Portugal

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27303) - you deserved it (5417)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML


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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28062) - you deserved it (3862)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35834) - you deserved it (4327)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78750) - you deserved it (8213)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (17673)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23446) - you deserved it (2859)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9170) - you deserved it (25297)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML


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On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML


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On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approached me and told me the District Manager wanted to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was being fired for eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

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