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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About xbox_playa : When im not longboarding, or playing with my friends, i play xbox. my favorite games are gta 4, gears of war 2, halo 3, and now halo reach
my gamertag is WastedSmiley, in case any1 wants add me. if u do try to add me mention this message so i dont get confused.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87352) - you deserved it (14598)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60922) - you deserved it (4310)

On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42092) - you deserved it (12075)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42092) - you deserved it (12075)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (51502)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82033) - you deserved it (217525)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82033) - you deserved it (217525)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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