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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About xbox_playa : When im not longboarding, or playing with my friends, i play xbox. my favorite games are gta 4, gears of war 2, halo 3, and now halo reach
my gamertag is WastedSmiley, in case any1 wants add me. if u do try to add me mention this message so i dont get confused.

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Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE WITH MY PARENTS. THEY WERE BOTH ON THE BED, AND I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THIER BED. HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, APPARENTLY FORGETTING THAT I WAS IN THE ROOM, MY PARENT STARTED GETTING FRIENDLY. THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding an saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool . I decidd running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slippd an hit my head . The kid's mother jumpd in to save her child an then calld an ambulance 4 me . FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding an saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool . I decidd running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slippd an hit my head . The kid's mother jumpd in to save her child an then calld an ambulance 4 me . FML

#3348411
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On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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