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About xbox_chic_CoD_fo : Yes. I like CoD, (Black Ops and MW3 are my personal favorites, feel free to argue with me on that) dead space 2, and l4d2; just xbox in general. (my username is supposed to be xbox_chic_CoD_for_life but that's too long..)
And in case you have'`t figured it out by my name and my description, I am, in fact, a girl who likes CoD
My GT is iamkml96, feel free to add me!
I am also a professional model so also feel free to question me about that.
I'm sarcastic, funny and love to talk so message me! :D
Oh and yes. I am a bit of a grammar Nazi, but I don't often comment my irritation by it. It's merely due to the fact that I love writing and pay close attention to grammar and/or spelling.
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Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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