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  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

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On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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On 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by sabrinatarmine_ - United States (California)



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