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xblaine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xblaine : I'm kind of a big deal.

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xblaine's favorite FMLs

Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

#21060455
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (7883)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

#21052048
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36321) - you deserved it (7532)

On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

#21050455
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51088) - you deserved it (5128)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47704) - you deserved it (3773)

On 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by sabrinatarmine_ - United States (California)



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