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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML


Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we startd dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decidd to look up wat it is. He gave me a bible.


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On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I came home after a party to mah parents who confronted me. They said that mah phone had made a pocket call to them and they hered a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked mah phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Werner (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today I found out mah teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who looool people were. By mistake the descriptions appered on the computer projector. Next to mah name it said "Tubby". FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me fir a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

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