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Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 1:40am - health - by bloodyfreakinawful - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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91 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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327 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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156 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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160 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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295 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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389 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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362 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)



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