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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1867
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xashleyxdianex : Hey there. I'm a freshman Computer Science major and Criminal Justice minor at ASU.

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39392) - you deserved it (4251)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
470 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
142 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (14558)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (14558)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (14558)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
91 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)



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