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xandros9
  • Town/Country : fairfax va, USA
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im an azn guy, always on the app

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Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6144) - you deserved it (44179)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43322) - you deserved it (7600)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)



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