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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xalex1218 : Hello and welcome to my profile, I hope you enjoy your stay! My name is Alex (You've probably guessed that already though) and I live in Colorado. I like to spend my time either playing baseball and video games, or hanging out with friends. I also play guitar and I like to watch anime. Message me if you want to, I will most likely reply back eventually. I'm fairly active because reading FMLs makes me feel better about all of the dumb things that I do. Thanks for stopping by and make sure you close the door on your way out... Don't want a draft in here.

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