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Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10214) - you deserved it (41764)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64988) - you deserved it (4462)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)



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