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Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (7047)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (5887)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)



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