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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2537
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About x_xTayhlax_x : Hey, I'm obviously Tayhla.
I hate text talk, so if you talk L!k3 d!s, don't even bother THINKING about talking to me in any way. I love my friends, and they are like second family. So people think twice before they hurt them. I'm pretty laid back, and really outgoing, fun and weird.
I like writing, and want to become an author one day (Once you've gotten to know me, you understand why and what I write). I love blood, horror and gore. I play violent videogames (Yes, I love violence) and I listen to alot of Rock, pop punk, metalcore, heavy metal, etc, etc. (No, it's not all the same. But yes, what I listen to is classed as "screamo" and "emo shit").Often people hear: Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Cannibal Corpse, Architects, Black Veil Brides, Parkway Drive, and Slipknot blasting out of my iPod. I sometimes even listen to The Ramones ;D.
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Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35513) - you deserved it (7704)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52590) - you deserved it (8610)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

#16323253
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39302) - you deserved it (3028)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

#16322512
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37609) - you deserved it (3972)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

#16313970
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7388) - you deserved it (38092)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm - misc - by M (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

#16313675
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (8578)

On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38720) - you deserved it (15027)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (6210)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32828) - you deserved it (20218)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61829) - you deserved it (9668)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110421) - you deserved it (15412)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80493) - you deserved it (6029)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46221) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (20437)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -



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