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About x_xTayhlax_x : Hey, I'm obviously Tayhla.
I hate text talk, so if you talk L!k3 d!s, don't even bother THINKING about talking to me in any way. I love my friends, and they are like second family. So people think twice before they hurt them. I'm pretty laid back, and really outgoing, fun and weird.
I like writing, and want to become an author one day (Once you've gotten to know me, you understand why and what I write). I love blood, horror and gore. I play violent videogames (Yes, I love violence) and I listen to alot of Rock, pop punk, metalcore, heavy metal, etc, etc. (No, it's not all the same. But yes, what I listen to is classed as "screamo" and "emo shit").Often people hear: Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Cannibal Corpse, Architects, Black Veil Brides, Parkway Drive, and Slipknot blasting out of my iPod. I sometimes even listen to The Ramones ;D.
Feel free to message me.
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Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Friday 3 July 2015