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About x_the_lancer_x : Yeah I really don't know what to say. Except I tend to be that kind of person who ruins many wonderful moments from simply being shy. My family has known me my entire life, yet they don't even know who I truly am. That's why I love the Internet though. I no longer am bound by that shyness, and truly am able to express who I am.

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