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About x_the_lancer_x : I don't really have much to say, YouTube and gaming with friends is my life. Even though I am "good" at school and get high scores on my work, it pisses me off regularly, darkening my attitude and often putting me into an almost constant bad mood at times. Although it's difficult, I do still try to make the best of it all.

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