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  • Number of visits : 501
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About x_missystaceey : ----- Real eyes Realize Real lies -----
Close&Personal; Michael Nguyen


- Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own .

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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31581) - you deserved it (4241)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (8081)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25225) - you deserved it (3870)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

#14672798
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you deserved it (49283)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50123) - you deserved it (4605)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27964) - you deserved it (9260)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)



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