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x_missystaceey
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About x_missystaceey : ----- Real eyes Realize Real lies -----
Close&Personal; Michael Nguyen


- Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own .

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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28123) - you deserved it (3914)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18252) - you deserved it (7752)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (3669)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14964) - you deserved it (44138)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48418) - you deserved it (4454)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)



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