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  • Town/Country : Virginia Beach,Virginia, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 December 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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